From Sharon and Keith Tarr (1963)
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
IOWA FRIENDS: Always bring the food.
FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
IOWA FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
IOWA FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
IOWA FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
IOWA FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and then clean up.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
IOWA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
IOWA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butts that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
IOWA FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" or look in your frig to find out what's to eat.
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
IOWA FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
IOWA FRIENDS: Will forward this.
(It's up to you if you forward it or not, that was not my intention, but I knew you would enjoy it. After all... you are my Iowa friends!"
Thanks Sharon and Keith Tarr (1963) for sending such a cute reminder of Iowa hospitality!!)